From Pastor Bill

I hope you will enjoy these witty remarks as much as I have.  There is a lot of truth lurking within these quips!

• Where there’s a will, I want to be in it!
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list!
• Since light travels faster than the speed of sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
• If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong!
• War does not always determine who is right, only who is left!
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, but to steal ideas from many is research!
• I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you!
• In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of an emergency notify ________” I answered “a doctor”!
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid!
• Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car! 

Devotedly your pastor,

Bill Blanchard